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Anonymous · Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Punished

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

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Anonymous · 13 avril 2015, 01:56 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Protip

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

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anonymous · Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne ·Knoxville, United States

Good boy

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

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henhouse · Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne ·Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Épicée

Happy Valentine's Day

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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