JackSkellingtons

Mademoiselle Lemon Grove, CA, The US of A 28 ans En couple

Anonymous 19 octobre 2014, 01:23 South Salem, United States

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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John 21 octobre 2014, 00:29 Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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