Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
MangoLoco
Monsieur Satan's anus, IL 26 ans Compliqué
snortingspunk
South Africa 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML