queengarmin
Pacific Grove, United States
Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML
jon_spartan
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
FrickingBusDrivers
Farmington, United States
Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML