Monsieur
Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML
Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML
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