Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
davexbro
Rochester
fuck you, jack
Peabody, United States
Anonymous
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML