Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
sheveezee
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thanksnicksparks
United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML