Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
ShannaEngland
Mademoiselle nunya, Usa 29 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
United States
agent_awesome
United Kingdom
Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML