nemzilla

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

Life's a beach

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML