Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
PaigeyHart
ericane27
United States
blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
loveurlifejk
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML