Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML
TheJapaneseSushi
Monsieur Boulder 29 ans Célibataire
Mr_snuggels
Toronto, Canada
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML