ashleyy12001

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML