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Anonymous · 4 juin 2015, 07:06 ·Corning, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Check this out

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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its still broken · 11 juin 2015, 00:13 ·Jacksonville, United States

Mad lad

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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