Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
annely_fml
Hollzbananza
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
wtf did he do
Anchorage, United States
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Marika
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML