Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML