Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML
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Monsieur Madisonville, TN, U.S.A. 27 ans
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Buford, United States
Anonymous
Omaha, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML