Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Crystalkitty22
Mademoiselle Laguna Niguel,CA, United States Célibataire
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Founding father
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML