Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
rneedham
Angus
France
Anonymous
Marshall, United States
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML