Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Nobodycares123
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Épicée
Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML