SecretAgent_700

Monsieur Minneapolis, United States of America

fuckoffgramps 24 janvier 2016, 17:10 New Freedom, United States

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

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anonymous 25 janvier 2016, 14:09 Waxhaw, United States

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

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