Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML
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Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML