Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
JustArandomBitch
Mademoiselle cape canaveral, Florida 29 ans En couple
jgtrflynn
Beggs, United States
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML