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Mademoiselle Paris 33 ans Célibataire

pompomkiwi 24 décembre 2013, 06:09 Portland, United States

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

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possibly fucked 22 juin 2014, 20:34 Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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Anonymous 5 juillet 2014, 17:53 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Great joke Dad, thanks

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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