Smoking is so cool Burnt - - United States Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML 10 901 61 561
Pick it up Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21 Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML 17 395 51 016