Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Lizo_fml
Monsieur Toronto, Canada 42 ans
titou
France
Noname
United States
Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML