Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
Kaela_E
Anonymous
United States
Sad.To.Be.Me.
United States
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML