Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
DansTesYeux
Mademoiselle Beirut, Lebanon 34 ans Célibataire
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Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML
Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML