Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Dakmoa
Monsieur Dallas, Texas En couple
Anonymous
Desoto, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML