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Monsieur 48 ans Célibataire

melissa1028 18 octobre 2014, 02:23 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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Anonymous 17 novembre 2014, 15:47 Rochester, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

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