Par chocochoco /
lundi 24 mars 2014 03:40 /
United States - Auburn
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Par PainStressLife /
lundi 11 novembre 2013 05:17 /
United States - Dublin
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML