Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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Anonymous
Kapolei, United States
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML