Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
kistopa
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML