Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
heeygloria
Anonymous
United States
wallamanut
Portland, United States
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML