sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
jenny_govind
Anonymous
Rude boy
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
jimmy_poison
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
wtf??
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Creaky floorboards
Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
tirf
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML