Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
DonkeyKongDaddy
Monsieur Dallas, Texas 27 ans Célibataire
sothatsano
Spokane, United States
Dexter_39476
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
onlyjuggalos
United States
Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML