Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
Aerosaurus
Mademoiselle Los Angeles Célibataire
N
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
madiison09
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Overjoyed
Today, I got a letter from Yale Law School saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing… even the bottom of the letter, which said, "April fools' ! Love, Mom and Dad." FML