Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
itz_gabe
Monsieur Des moines, USA Célibataire
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
KatiRozz1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML