Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
josh1879
Monsieur Pullman, Washington, USA 31 ans Célibataire
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fuckered519
Du Quoin, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML