Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
A_andrews93
Madame Deltona, USA 32 ans En couple
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Hull, United Kingdom
ladylol
Towcester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML