Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
eccentrix
Monsieur Surrey, England 34 ans
treegirl
United States
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML