Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
alexxis64
Central point, USA 27 ans
zamwow
Ridgefield Park, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Wrexham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
unwanted daughter
Oliver, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML