Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
shibabe
Sorry…
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML