Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Mnsophie
Mademoiselle 27 ans Célibataire
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Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML