Sydney28

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

Leave me out of this

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML