Dusksoul2001

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

Panic mode engaged

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML