Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML
wardgustavo
Monsieur McGregor, Minnesota 38 ans En couple
Anonymous
Concord, Canada
notmine
New Delhi, India
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML