Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
PanamaRedd
Anonymous
Coatesville, United States
harrington61
Midland, United States
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML