Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
Holy_ish
Monsieur Orlando, United States 34 ans En couple
Special announcement
Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
Who dis? New phone
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML