Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Ddudug
Monsieur BELLEVUE Ne., USA 57 ans Célibataire
meowymomma
United States 🌶️ Épicée
nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML