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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML